Knock! Knock! Who’s Bare?

This is why it’s always a good idea to put some clothes on when someone knocks at your door!
It just wouldn’t be cop-like if police didn’t pull some half-naked person out of a house every once in awhile.
This man was wanted on a federal warrant out of Iowa for sexual exploitation of a minor. Authorities found him in an apartment on Lakeshore Drive today.
I can’t help but wonder if he would have put on some clothes had he known it was police on the other side of his door. I seriously doubt it.
This, my good people, is why I stay fully dressed 24/7. It’s also why I don’t like knock knock jokes.
OH rats, no knocking at Chris’s door now!!!!
why is that chris..? are you guilty of something