2 Big 2 Be 4 gotten!

No.. my friend Val is not too big to be forgotten. She’s in great shape and works out harder than me.
I took this pic several weeks ago and finally found a topic to go along with it.
Last weekend, a few of my friends with SPD called and asked me to go to a pool hall for a going away party. I really wasn’t up for it, but after hours of them begging (LOL), I decided what the heck.
I quickly threw on a pair of shorts, some sneakers and a t-shirt. I wasn’t about to dress to impress (as if I ever do). When I got to the bar, the woman at the door wouldn’t let me in because my shirt didn’t have sleeves. She was very polite and apologetic, but it still pissed me off. Here’s why:
She was wearing a tank top and half the women in the bar were wearing thin shirts with spaghetti straps. I couldn’t (and still don’t) understand why I was denied entry.
I had to buy a 15-dollar bar shirt just to see my friends. The shirt was two sizes too big (now you know why I chose the pic) and it had the name of some sort of drink on it.
It was so large, it looked like a mumu.
So here’s something to ponder: If a guy can’t wear a sleeveless shirt into a bar.. why is it okay for him to wear a dress?
Sue the bastards and take over the bar! Greg and I will quit this police shit and be yer bouncers… and ya can make the whole damn staff wear sleeveless shirts!
Could you possibly have found a picture where I looked goofier? LOL!
Maybe they were turned off by the tats
I don’t understand that either. At least your shirt covered more skin ” I guarantee it”
Bar life, aint it grand!!!
I SUGGEST GOING TO THE SITE CAFEPRESS.COM AND SEARCH FOR THE MANDOWN T-SHIRT OR BETTER YET GO TO THE SITE AND DESIGN YOUR OWN TSHIRT THAT HAS FLESH COLOR SHELVES…DON’T FORGET TO ADD THE TATS
I don’t know what is going on with the way many men are dressing these days. I see men often wearing big oversize shirts that look like dresses. And many wear big oversize shorts that look like skirts. What I really do not understand is the wearing of pants that fit so poorly that the crotch is at the level of the knees. It must restrict movement to have a bridge of cloth between the knees like that. But I would not do business with a place where a customer is turned away because of his clothes.
I’m glad they wouldn’t let u in with a sleeveless shirt.I don’t wanna see your arms or ur tats. Its tacky