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I Say Stone Them!

Several motorists are lucky to be alive after some idiots decided to have some fun by throwing rocks at vehicles driving down I-49.
Shreveport police say the same group of teenagers terrorized drivers three nights in a row.Â
Two have been arrested and charged with aggravated criminal property damage.  Detectives are still looking for two more suspects.
I [...]

2 Comments »Filed under: Flame About 3 Feet HighPosted on July 31st, 2008

Ancient Chinese Secret!

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“Last night I had the strangest dream. I sailed away to China in a little rowboat to find ya.. and you said you had to get your laundry cleaned.”
After getting so excited when this song came on the radio today, KTBS 3 photographer Thomas LaValley told me, “this song is bonkers!”
BONKERS?
Who uses that word these days?Â
I think [...]

4 Comments »Filed under: MiscPosted on July 30th, 2008

What A Butthead!

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See the resemblence between this guy and beavis?Â
Police say the guy walked into a Circle K with a knife to rob the place.
The clerk used cleaning solution and hot coffee to fend the robber off.  She ran out the door safely.  He raided the register.
Notice how the guy covered his hair and hands, but not [...]

6 Comments »Filed under: Flame About 3 Feet HighPosted on July 29th, 2008

Spank Me Silly

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A Bossier Parish man is charged with aggravated battery and cruelty to a juvenile after authorities say he lost control while spanking his kids with a belt.
Investigators say one of the kids was hit in the face with the belt.  The suspect says the kids were struggling and that’s how the “face-spank” happened.
I can’t imagine [...]

6 Comments »Filed under: MiscPosted on July 28th, 2008

Here’s a Story…

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This is my wonderful family.Â
As you can see, there are three girls and three boys.  Just like the Brady Bunch!
I think if the Redfords were to take on the Bradys, we’d kick the living snot out of them.  We’re a tough but loving family!  It’s one for all and all for one!
We used to play [...]

2 Comments »Filed under: FamilyPosted on July 25th, 2008

Bug Off!!!!

Now I know how Jeff Goldblum must have felt in “The Fly”
I wish I could fly.Â
My friend Drew wants to be a teleporter.  That would be fun too!
I’d live in Hawaii, work in Shreveport and eat in Springfield every day!  I miss Springfield’s world-famous cashew chicken.
Where would you teleport yourself if you could?

9 Comments »Filed under: MiscPosted on July 25th, 2008

Take a damn picture!

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There’s nothing worse than getting stuck at a stoplight next to a school bus full of kids!Â
It happened to me today on Airline Drive. Â
There was this little girl who started staring at me.  I swear to God her eyes never moved.  She didn’t even blink!!!!Â
After a few awkward moments, I finally decided to give [...]

6 Comments »Filed under: Flame About 3 Feet HighPosted on July 24th, 2008

Send in the Clowns?

“We are beginning to become a circus! It’s a joke around here!”Â
Those are the words of a very frustated member of the  Shreveport City Council.
Tuesday night’s meeting lasted more than three hours and Joyce Bowman wants it to stop.
Bowman wants to have an open discussion with fellow council members about the way they conduct city business.  That [...]

8 Comments »Filed under: MiscPosted on July 23rd, 2008

This Makes No Scents!!

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I swear you can’t make this stuff up.  I got these stories from the website News of the Weird.  http://www.newsoftheweird.com/index.html
        (Denver) A scheduling accident at the Eagle Trace Golf Course in Broomfield, Colo., in June caused insufficient time between the end of an early morning junior golf association event (kids age 7 to 12) and [...]

No Comments »Filed under: That's Just Gross!Posted on July 22nd, 2008

I take OFFENSE to this!

A former high school coach in Louisiana will NOT have to register as a sex offender.Â
He pleaded guilty to misdemeanor carnal knowledge instead of the original charge of felony carnal knowledge. He could have faced up to 10-years in prison, but will only serve 5-months.
According to the wire, the charges stem from allegations he had sex [...]

3 Comments »Filed under: Flame About 3 Feet HighPosted on July 21st, 2008